I got a wakeup call this morning and it was all very sweet/corny. I usually hate boys that look for me in the morning, so this is different.
I just want someone who will bring me pizza, get drunk with me, and let me curl into them as I hid from the stresses that follow me from the office.
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure
Throwback to my years of teenage angst <3
My new shampoo makes me feel like a mermaid, it’s fucking amazing.
I am so fucking sorry to all of my future students. I will say and spell your name wrong until I remember your face plus name. I’m sorry, I’m just horrible like that. Why am I so terrible at names?
Apparently I’ve been taken on as a challenge because I haven’t been able to get a proper high. I have zero objections ✌